misterfreckle

Anonymous asked:

Is there are formula to calculae Bertl's sweatflow based on Reiner's bullshit? is there a difference between Annie-related and Christa-related bullshit?

theleftnippleofgilgamesh answered:

well, I’m no mathemagician, but I can draw you a simple diagram:
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please keep in mind that Bertl’s sweatflow is as specific as Reiner’s bullshit.
so while ‘normal’ bullshit will mostly just affect Bertl’s face (we call this stage ‘ugh’)
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Annie-specific bullshit affects most of Bertl’s upper body (this stage was dubbed ‘ughhhh’ by scientists)
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and Christa-specific bullshit usually catapults Bertl’s sweat out of every pore of his body (the infamous stage known as uuUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH)
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this relation of bullshit=sweatflow has been studied by the trainee squad over the past 3 years. many people drowned, but the results and thus gained insights have been useful for educational purposes and further prevention.

this has been a psa.